I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
tru friends ignore each other’s acne